Nothing was bad and it was fun and interesting experience. Nothing was terrible. Altoona dough was good but that cheese makes no sense, its not bad at all but i won’t be making it at home. Otto’s was best, and i would go back. Sheetz is not bad for something that’s 3.99 from a gas station,
by HashtagFaceRip
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That first one is an abomination. That cheese.
Like Otto’s in State College?
When I was a kid, I took a slice of Wonder Bread, toasted it, slathered it with Heinz ketchup, slapped on a slice of Kraft orange on that, and then microwaved it all to melt. Called it a pizza. That’s what the first image reminds me of.
Altoona, go home, you’re drunk.
Nuke Pa. from space now for crimes against pizza
What the *hell* is going on with that first “pizza?” Is that a regional thing? Is that Kraft singles? I’m appalled.
Lol. This description sounds like a parent critiquing their child’s horrendous attempt at cooking something.
“Nothing here is bad, per say”
“No it’s not terrible”
“Yeah, no, yeah it’s not baaad”
“No. We don’t need to make this again at home”
“Sure, I guess maybe we can do this again”
The last one looks the best, and it still looks like something somebody would make at home, and then post pictures of it here asking “do you think it’s worth upgrading to a dedicated pizza oven?”
Bet you got the sheetz now though
r/pizzacrimes is where that first one belongs
Sheetz looks decent
There is an Altoona, Iowa also. and it seems like that same pizza would be served there. I gotta go to dollar tree and get some off brand American cheese and try this.
Ugh no thanks, looks cheap and disgusting. Sorry just honest.
What in the holy fuck is that monstrosity…………..
Are those struggle slices!?
Number 2 looks like a fancy version of the Friday rectangle school lunch pizza.
That first one is an affront to God and is the first sign of the apocalypse
I’m sorry but you were in central Pennsylvania, not western Pennsylvania.
I’ve lived here many years and still haven’t been brave enough for Altoona style pizza so bravo to you.
Next time you’re in Altoona check out JJ Hadley’s. Their pizza is GREAT.
Between the crime of sliced american cheese and the fact that I hate green peppers, that first pic truly made me nauseous. Who made that, my mother who swore by Ragu and thought la Choy canned dinner kits were the height of international cuisine? The other two look good.