Hey that’s my paper towel! You should send it back to me immediately. The black steel one, not the flimsy white one.
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you stole my idea that I never mentioned to anyone and immediatly forgot because opening my gun safe while drinking seems like a bad idea so I was totally gonna post a rifle with a rag tomorrow when I wake up if I remember last night.
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not sure if this or the lightsaber is more absurd.
Okay, which school did you sneak that paper towel out of?
bloody hell, americans 😂😂😂
Y’all crack me up in this sub 💀
Lol. Nice sig though, super jealous
Wait is that a Galil?
Hello fellow schwizer
Does someone have a link to the original post that inspired all of these? This subreddit gives me so much life. 🤣
Nice 550! Bring it with you to return the paper towel.
This meme sure escalated quickly
Looks like you work in a school kitchen…
Waiting for someone to put a towel under a tank
It’s not a tri-fold. This guy’s a phony!
That selector needs more selections.
Damn, I remember when mine was just my knife and a cutting board 6 years ago
Tomorrow on this sub:
[lol took home wrong](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j5Nwct9rKFY/maxresdefault.jpg) [thermos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5Nwct9rKFY)
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this is fuckin funny well done OP
You rich mofo…
Hey that’s my paper towel! You should send it back to me immediately. The black steel one, not the flimsy white one.
you stole my idea that I never mentioned to anyone and immediatly forgot because opening my gun safe while drinking seems like a bad idea so I was totally gonna post a rifle with a rag tomorrow when I wake up if I remember last night.