Looks like she swallowed coat buttons and then puked on it
kbeckerburbs4
If eat it
X023
If someone put carrots on my pizza I’d throw it at the wall.
kilofeet
“Today on *The French Chef* I’m going to teach you how to smear mirepoix and olives onto a Red Baron pizza”
weather_isnt_real
Looks like giardiniera and olives. Would eat.
Dependent_Top_4425
Please god no, not the carrots.
ex-farm-grrrl
This is after cooking? Throw it back in and crisp it up
Superfool
I’d absolutely give this a shot. It’s a frozen pizza… It’s not like you’re destroying a culinary masterpiece by adding some French aromatics.
peternickelpoopeater
The French Italian wars resume
KinderEggLaunderer
She must be going through it
EnteringMultiverse
I hope that lid in the background wasn’t used for cooking the pizza
drmoze
what? no celery?
shFt_shiFty
Looks great
jedv37
Magnifique!
aussielover24
I’ve never in my life seen carrots on a pizza. Also what is the green?? If they’re peppers, okay.
OvechknFiresHeScores
You know, I don’t use the term “food terrorist” often but uh
DrNinnuxx
I get the mirepoix… because French. I get the olives. What I don’t get is the notion of putting these two things together.
KindaKrayz222
Level up.
jne57
That’s the most French bullshit I’ve ever seen.
Calathea_Murrderer
Methinks you’re gonna have a lil baguette bro sometime soon
LunaKiss03
This is what keeps Italians up at night
lotusbloom74
I like adding some toppings to my frozen pizzas too but this was a bit heavy handed. I usually add a bit of extra cheese and a little of something else, such as onion or green pepper/jalapeño, the olives aren’t a bad idea, sun dried tomatoes, etc. If you add too much though the pizza won’t bake quite right.
AvailableFreedom9852
Degoutante
marja_aurinko
Avec les herbes de Provence XD
ready-to-rumball
Carrots and bell pepper? 🤨
the-weeb-whisperer
Carrots, my goodness
SpeedBlitzX
I just hope those olives have no pit in them.
Salty-Fruit7194
Carrots on pizza… interesting. I’d still eat it tbh.
DaMammyNuns
Oh hell no
kaboodlesofkanoodles
I’d try a piece goddamnit
LeagueOfficeFucks
Still not pineapple so I don’t see what the problem is here.
Firm_Garbage_889
There is a special place in hell for people who put carrot on pizza. 😆
CatBoyTrip
looks like she just dumped a bag of stir fry and a can of olives on it.
M00Nd00d
Tell her to add more cheese next time because it’ll hold toppings in place. 😂 not bad though. It’s okay.
pol131
On behalf of the rest of France we do not condone these terrible acts. We firmly stand against it
deep8787
I’ve done this many times, but I would put on different toppings myself.
Also, the pizza looks a bit underbaked for my taste, I need that golden brown crust.
Imaginary-Ad-6023
I’ve long heard stories of the French desecrating pizzas.
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You wrote “destroyed my pizza” wrong
r/poopfromabutt
Carrots never go on pizza, even in France.
Looks like she swallowed coat buttons and then puked on it
If eat it
If someone put carrots on my pizza I’d throw it at the wall.
“Today on *The French Chef* I’m going to teach you how to smear mirepoix and olives onto a Red Baron pizza”
Looks like giardiniera and olives. Would eat.
Please god no, not the carrots.
This is after cooking? Throw it back in and crisp it up
I’d absolutely give this a shot. It’s a frozen pizza… It’s not like you’re destroying a culinary masterpiece by adding some French aromatics.
The French Italian wars resume
She must be going through it
I hope that lid in the background wasn’t used for cooking the pizza
what? no celery?
Looks great
Magnifique!
I’ve never in my life seen carrots on a pizza. Also what is the green?? If they’re peppers, okay.
You know, I don’t use the term “food terrorist” often but uh
I get the mirepoix… because French. I get the olives. What I don’t get is the notion of putting these two things together.
Level up.
That’s the most French bullshit I’ve ever seen.
Methinks you’re gonna have a lil baguette bro sometime soon
This is what keeps Italians up at night
I like adding some toppings to my frozen pizzas too but this was a bit heavy handed. I usually add a bit of extra cheese and a little of something else, such as onion or green pepper/jalapeño, the olives aren’t a bad idea, sun dried tomatoes, etc. If you add too much though the pizza won’t bake quite right.
Degoutante
Avec les herbes de Provence XD
Carrots and bell pepper? 🤨
Carrots, my goodness
I just hope those olives have no pit in them.
Carrots on pizza… interesting. I’d still eat it tbh.
Oh hell no
I’d try a piece goddamnit
Still not pineapple so I don’t see what the problem is here.
There is a special place in hell for people who put carrot on pizza. 😆
looks like she just dumped a bag of stir fry and a can of olives on it.
Tell her to add more cheese next time because it’ll hold toppings in place. 😂 not bad though. It’s okay.
On behalf of the rest of France we do not condone these terrible acts. We firmly stand against it
I’ve done this many times, but I would put on different toppings myself.
Also, the pizza looks a bit underbaked for my taste, I need that golden brown crust.
I’ve long heard stories of the French desecrating pizzas.
Maybe I’m weird but I’d try it