Rate my (pretty bad) burger

by I_Cant_Think_A_name1

47 Comments

  1. MikeyLikeyPhish

    This looks like the loaf of fresh pet I give my dog

  2. RLIwannaquit

    is this like plant based / impossible burger or something?

  3. CatTypedThisName

    The inside of that burger looks like the cross cut of a styrofoam product protection insert. Also the cheese looks cold. 🥴

    How did it taste?

  4. Nuclear-poweredTaxi

    You have a new account, but you seem to be making a sincere effort, and you’re not a troll. I’ll upvote because you did the best job you could.

  5. CaptHowdy02

    I had a friend buy some questionable patties once. All organ and hearts. Looked just like these and no amount of seasoning I used got rid of the iron taste.

  6. Firebird22x

    First photo, thinking “oh that doesn’t look bad, what to you mean?”

    Second photo, audibly sucking air through my teeth.

    Ummm…you for sure nailed the onions though! Those look great, and I’d be happy to get that bun

  7. monkey_juicer

    I mean it doesn’t look God awful, based on the outside I think you may have overworked the meat and my personal opinion I would have cooked it medium rare “but you do you, I’m not going to judge what others eat…..just don’t feed me a well done burger. Lol” My tip is next time, work the meat less, the least worked the better, you only want to work it till the patty can hold its shape. Also you like well done burgers, try cooking them on lower heat so the outside doesn’t start to burn.

  8. poopchutegaloot

    You would have got a higher ranking if you didn’t cut it in half

  9. BlackPhoenix1981

    You cooked it so long, it changed species!

  10. bolonga16

    Don’t ever mix your ground beef up. Just patty it, season, and cook. Mixing makes it dense

  11. Mupinstienika

    That doesn’t look so ba- Oh my goodness!

  12. scotsman_flying

    I was almost about to comment “Hey don’t be so hard on yourself it looks pretty scrumptious” and then I saw the second pic

  13. You mixed the salt into the meat instead of just salting the outside of the patty didn’t you?

  14. TheDeviousLemon

    First slide: ok ok looking pretty good, second slide: Good God what the fuck

  15. The frequency at which I am coming back to this post to see if OP has explained himself is almost as unhealthy as that meat looks.

  16. dontworryaboutitdm

    Op hasn’t responded so we send an ambulance?

  17. dumpslikeatruckk

    The bun looks stale as shit and is that dairy free cheese ffs?

  18. DuchessOfDeceit

    I sentence you to a $100 fine and a week in jail.

  19. Intelligent_Office81

    I’m sorry but that meat looks too close to the patties Plankton was making in that one episode of SpongeBob where he took over the Krusty Krab.

  20. I’ve seen the inside of people’s stomachs from car accidents and that didn’t make me puke. This made me puke.

    I’m calling the fucking police. This shit is a felony.

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