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Hot Dog at the Movies


Like come on. Im sat on a couch at an Everyman movie theater and they hand me this to eat in the dark with. I just want a plate.

by squiddy_doo

14 Comments

  1. PerfectEnthusiasm2

    for a brief second i thought this was an open wound on your leg

  2. -Revolution-

    You want a plate at the movies?

    I would never go for a hot dog. Too clumsy to eat in the dark during movies

  3. Dismal_Birthday7982

    You’re perfectly entitled to give that lump of wood back to the member of staff who gave it to you with vigour and impunity around the head and neck.

  4. elephantLYFE-games

    Let’s talk about the real crime in this picture, ketchup on a hotdog…

  7. ovoid709

    It’s got a lip on it and it holds your food. This is a plate even if it’s oblong and wooden.

  8. Time_Program_8687

    I see nothing wrong with this. It is basically just a long plastic plate.

  11. phoenixember

    I’m surprised they gave you anything other than a shitty paper wrapper for it.

  13. OverlappingChatter

    That looks like a superior vessel for a hotdog than a plate. It fits the shape well, so it wont be rolling around and getting toppings everywhere, and it has enough indent that it wont fall out.

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