Sen. Chuck Schumer shows us how not to BBQ

by Underwater_Karma

47 Comments

  1. Diarrhea_Mike

    They’re just like us /s. I don’t think this man has ever grilled in his life before.

  2. Unlubricated_Penis

    This is just a photo op to show he’s like us common folk.

    They took the picture and then went inside to enjoy their lobster dinner with a nice side of caviar.

  3. BOHIFOBRE

    Hey, he’s got DOUBLE cheese on some steak tartare.

  4. incremental_progress

    texans mad about the price of their Q upvoted this

  5. I don’t care what you think about the man this isn’t r/politics but for the love of all that is holy this is *grilling* not *BBQ*!

  6. TankApprehensive3053

    It’s a photo op. Just like when Elizabeth Warren tried to make the video to appear to be like the ~~peasants~~ common people by drinking a beer at home.

  7. Unhappy-Garage7541

    Who places their glasses lens side down??? What a fucking monster.

  8. Anyone else irked by his glasses being placed lens down? Welcome scratched lens.

    Edit spelling

  9. Jazzlike_Tonight_982

    Everything these people do is fake.

  10. PurgeSantaDeniersMD

    He’s gonna get a lot of hate for this photo, but I truly don’t believe that it’s enough hate. He’s the senate majority leader. Nothing he does happens without the approval of like 3 staffers. Dude probably has a small army of Zoomers running his socials. What does it say about a man to have a dozen servants, and none of them know how to grill a cheeseburger? Or at least none of them feel comfortable enough to tell him he’s doing it wrong?

  11. pinniped1

    The whole photo op looks way too staged.

    I feel like those hotdogs were grilled earlier, then refrigerated, and then positioned there all wrinkly and cold.

    And then somebody laid cold, perfectly pre-formed patties in place, put a slice of cold cheese on a raw one, and handed him a spatula with a patty on it.

    The knobs are turned on but I doubt there’s any fire. Any heat at all and the corners of the cheese would begin to droop within seconds.

    Would’ve been better to just let someone actually grill for a few minutes, and then hand him the spatula for the shoot. Stuff would be a little messy and…y’know…real.

  12. california_voodoo

    I mean in his defense, he doesn’t have his glasses on.

  13. Stang1776

    Well that’s grilling so he’s not showing us how to BBQ to begin with

  14. bookemhorns

    After seeing the way half of y’all cook he belongs here

  15. chiefsosa3hunna

    These comments are weird. His post said he’d never bbq’d before that was his whole point. The grills on, the cheese is on top of a burger with grill marks. But yeah the burgers look bad

  16. Designer-String3569

    Guy uses a Weber. He’s doing something right.

  17. RolexandDickies

    Well he’s a fucking putts so no surprises here

  18. stonewall386

    That “been in the fridge for a week+” ground beef

  19. This guy needs to watch some how to videos on YouTube.

  20. Something about a senator eating raw beef just sounds like it’s on brand. Like dude has a sacrificing torture dungeon in the basement of a house in the Hamptons too probably. And a wizard robe. Somewhere there’s a black wizard robe.

  21. lowhangingnutzack

    “Put some cheese on one single patty so the plebs think we are eating cheeseburgers, ya know like they do in the movies”.

  22. Srycomaine

    Since when does only 1 out of 5 burger eaters prefer cheese?!?

  23. Intrepid-Focus8198

    If he had his glasses on he might have been able to see what he was doing

  24. suburban_paradise

    As ineffectual on the grill as he is in the Senate

  25. Whole_Lie1528

    Credits include: U.S. Senator, food borne illness enthusiast, and avid glasses lens down on a flat surface supporter.

  26. AntonSugar

    Also shows how not to put your glasses down on a table…

  27. Deadbird80

    The political elite are not impressive people. Nor are the people around them. His people thought there was nothing wrong with this picture and posted it to social media. These people have NO idea what it is like to be a regular person like us. This man has never changed a tire or plunged a toilet. They have nothing but contempt for people like us.

  28. space_cheese1

    Dude seems very happy about his strange decision making

  29. MrsClaireUnderwood

    Look at him pretend to be like every other normal person lmao. Dude sucks.

  30. BalowmeSandwich

    I doubt that guy has prepared his own meal in decades.

  31. Grill nob is on on medium/high yet there is no visible flame, and no steam/smoke so they weren’t just put on. The burgers would have firmed up with a minute of being on a hot grill so they haven’t been on for a while.

    Stupid photo op. soooo relatable

  32. Oldsalt-DDG3

    Just trying to show us he’s a regular guy just like us. No one in side that DC beltway are like us. They live in a world and country al to themselves.

  33. Thresher_XG

    A rich dude trying to act like he is one of us lol

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