Where would you take your first bite out of this burger? (It has no fried egg)

by Suitable-Double4336

50 Comments

  1. That looks really good and juicy. I’m just going for it. I don’t care where the first bit is. I’m not going to spend that much time thinking about it, I just want to eat ot.

  2. Id put it in my mouth and use my teeth to bite it.

  3. I WOULD BITE THAT LEAF STEM STICKING OUT TO FIX THE ADHD

  4. albino_red_head

    i would get rid of that lettuce sticking out by going toward that and biting into the cheesy part behind it

  5. jeeves585

    Unpopular opinion.

    Cut that in half and start at the sharp corners.

    I have a large beard and can’t just raw dog the side of a thick burger with out pressure washing my face after.

  6. holy_bat_shit_63

    Right about there. Yeah, right there. 👅👅👅

  7. portugamerifinn

    How am I supposed to know that without it in my hands?

  8. Secure-Agent-1909

    I’d bite the part with the stem hanging out

  9. Moustiko500

    Id eat the upper bun first, then the pickle, etc.

  10. zen-penguin-zenguin

    tbh id probably try and fit all of it in my mouth in one bite

  11. Lil_Cool_J

    I would eat the top bun in a single bite and then smash the entire thing into my ear

  12. JuJuMoyaGate

    I feel like it does have egg in it. This is a set up.

  13. DemandImmediate1288

    5:00 position is def begging to be eaten first

  14. Why would would it have an egg? Honestly not a good burger topping protein distracting protein egg taking away from the beef

  15. Wouldnt touch it till I took the tree limb out.

  16. AdScary1757

    I’d start in the middle and work my way to the edges.

  17. DaveinOakland

    First bite would be a throw away bite to set up the next one.

  18. DangOlCoreMan

    The part with the spinach stem sticking out. Bothers me for some reason so we might as well get rid of it

  19. Jimmy-Bananas

    Are fried eggs required on hamburgers now? I didn’t get the memo…

  20. petulafaerie_III

    I bite on the side that has more filling, so if I’m pushing the filling to the other side of my bite it’s being pushed to the side with less filling.

  21. Percy_Flidmong

    From the centre of the base. (What a silly question.🙄)

  22. Easy_Arm_1987

    I go for the front, always … 🍻🤘😎

  23. Eat the bottom bun first

    Then hold it upside down and eat layer per layer with chopstick.

  24. Constant_Plankton_63

    The middle. Like a donut. Wtf type question is this?

  25. SpiritualPanPrincess

    That little green sprout tail is calling my name.

  26. Where the beef is closest to the edge because of shifting

  27. RAMBOxBAGGINS

    First picture, right where that pickle is at.

  28. Radiohead79

    I always start by eating the wrapper as kind of a warm up for the big show. It all depends on how much I spent on the burger though. If it’s under $5 I’ll just eat the wrapper first, but if I paid $8 plus, I’ll let the burger sit in the bag in which I call it the “work-out”, I just let excess drippins saturate the paper bag and eat the bag pre wrapper. Naturally the wrapper is second course. Obviously if drippins got on napkins they provided I eat a few. People make fun of me, but I make the most out of the burg experience. BK has the best wrappers I’ve tried so far, but McDonalds bags are GOATEd.

  29. PocketFullOfRondos

    That cheesy part in the first photo. 100%

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