I had a small jar of Amish mustard pickled eggs so I made egg salad out of those and then I added 2 grilled foot-long hot dogs. Mustard and pickle egg salad and hotdog sandwich.
Oh, and my wife made some healthier thing because apparently she wants to grow old alone.
by toekneesan
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What in the fuck is that? Your wife is banned from your kitchen
Your farts are gonna be unbelievable 😂
well now I need this goddamn mess
I’m sure it tasted good, but that looks like a mess to eat
Real question is were you able to finish it in one sitting? Cuz thats one beasty boy right there.
Your combination probably hits all the notes on the scale. 6/5 stars I’d hit that.
yo a double barrel shaboigboing is crazy
This is why women live longer than us lol.
Those farts are going to be so shady..
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You beautiful bastard. You did it!
I’ve actually made something similar for my Chinese (then) gf after she learned how much she loves regular dogs. Yours makes mine feel a bit inadequate if ya know what I mean 😂
This beauty needs a name!
Hell yeah brother
Yours definitely looks better lol
I don’t get “healthy folks”
Hell yes
You’re funny.
This has powerful stoner energy, but I bet it slapped. Bravo sir, and please apologise to your wife for the holes you are going to fart through your bedsheets.
OP, yours looks amazing! However, your wife’s looks like a crime against nature.
Your breath is going to knock people unconscious for the next two days.
Lololol grow old and alone
Mustard pickled eggs! I have to seek something like this out. I just discovered “buffalo” eggs.
Praise thine privy for a brown rain will poureth over