Is Jack Burton the ultimate sandwich aficionado?

by Doggo-Lovato

20 Comments

  1. hipsterobot

    I have always thought he was eating a burger.

  2. SquigWrangler

    I’ve always wanted to know what exact sandwich was. Find a sandwich shop, become a regular, and just refer to it as the Pork Chop Express.

  3. Doggo-Lovato

    Sorry to anyone that didnt like this, just thought it would be a fun post

  4. tiredhippo

    I love how he punctuates each grand proclamation with a bite of the sandwich

  5. Worstfishingshow

    Just remember what ol’ Jack Burton does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, Jack Burton just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”

    It’s not, but it should be a pork chop sandwich.

  6. 5720Katherine

    Jack Burton: Like I told my last wife, I says, “Honey, I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it’s all in the reflexes.

  7. NachoNachoDan

    Dagwood Bumstead is the true sandwich master.

  8. sirjamesp

    You just listen to the old pork chop express and take his advice on a dark and stormy night alright. When some wild-eyed eight-foot tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head against a bar room wall and looks you crooked in the eye and he ask if you paid you dues. Well you just stare that big sucker back in the eye and remember what old Jack Burton always says at a time like that. Have you paid your dues Jack? Yes sir, the check is in the mail.

  9. pikkopots

    Give me your best sandwich, pal. I can take it.

  10. mightystu

    Yes sir, and the check is in the mail! I really need to rewatch this movie. One of the all-time greats

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