My wife makes me one of these every morning before work

by drunkmasterflex

28 Comments

  1. VeryIntoCardboard

    I hope you bring her flowers once a week at least

  2. TaigaTaiga3

    Now that’s love. I hope you reciprocate in some fashion because that woman clearly loves you.

  3. Looks delicious, but I’d be concerned about my heart health if I ate one of those every day.

  4. thedudeabides2022

    I want one. A wife, not the sandwich. Wait also the sandwich

  5. Phoyomaster

    Your wife is fucking saint. Make sure she knows that!

  6. Secret-Sort-8044

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  7. swearbearstare

    Did she take out a sizeable life insurance policy recently?

  8. Low_Wall_7828

    The internet is the worst. Guy posts a great sandwich his wife makes him. Half the people here are “it’s going to kill you”.

  9. leadout_kv

    your wife either loves you or is trying to kill you. only you know.

  10. Evolvingsimian

    She’s either showing love or waiting for your heart to explode.

  11. SchwiftyRickD-42069

    My word, is that three eggs?!? In this economy??!!?

  12. Aspen9999

    I’m just saying, you better never ever really piss her off or you will only be dreaming about these spectacular acts of love.

  13. Crazydiamond450

    You spend the first 20 minutes of work in the bathroom.?

  14. Prestigious_Snow1589

    This is the reason I eat my wife’s ass every night 🥹

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