Sure sex is great, but have you ever opened a bag of King Arthur flour without tearing it?
Sure sex is great, but have you ever opened a bag of King Arthur flour without tearing it?
by Childermass13
37 Comments
Buddstahh
Hahaha my fiancé loves destroying packaging. We are polar opposites on that aspect, but I will go nuts if every single thing I open isn’t as clean as this. Doesn’t matter what it is!!! Lol
sprocket9727
No but I did once open the inner seal of a peanut butter jar in one piece and the heavens opened up with the song of a 1000 angels rejoicing so I think I know how you feel
flash-tractor
I can’t even seem to buy a bag and get it inside my house without splitting the corner. Every time I put groceries away and have bought flour, I find a small pile on the counter and a split bag.
PM_me_ur_fetish_pic
No. Nope. Never. Pretty sure this is photoshopped.
MightyGongoozler
There’s a scissor joke here but I’m not equipped to make it.
paddle2paddle
Whoa.
teh_Stormy
Once and only once. This is a photo of beauty.
Johnna421
Nope never have. That’s some voodoo stuff right there.
vgbakers
Obviously photoshopped, this is impossible
kilroyscarnival
NSFW
CardiologistPlus8488
I have up and just bought air tight flour containers
vnkind
I literally use a little serrated knife to cut the glue and it’s still 50/50
Fleecelined
I just had a harrowing experience with a bag of KA bread flour so I cannot quite believe the veracity of the post.
tsdwm52
At last! A post without “first” in the title!
zissou149
are you a wizard?
ittybittykittycity
LOL yes!!!!
YellowBreakfast
Should be masked and labeled NSFW!
Coworker asked me what I was looking at and I said “porn”!
Dinojeezus
BURN THE WITCH emote:free_emotes_pack:flip_out
bigshot33
I have! Check out my post history 👀
sxhnunkpunktuation
Scissors.
Airtight container.
AsgardinDatAss
I managed to open my 10lb bag without tearing it and I felt like I could fight god
Genesis111112
ANY bag of Flour or Sugar like that opened without tearing is kind of orgasmic.
MurphyPandorasLawBox
Someone call KA and get QA to check the glue ASAP!
breadandbirds
Wait LMAO I made this [exact](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/s/3Q9N6eLZXe) joke 4 years ago! I’m so glad you have the same senses of satisfaction and humor that I had. Ride that clean-open high for days!!
Old-Machine-5
Try r/thatpeelingfeeling
theBigDaddio
Every time, just be slow and steady. I have no other choice as I’m old.
mainstreetmark
I opened a bag of charcoal by pulling out the string on my first attempt. It was 7 years ago, and my life has been a series of disappointments since.
ByWillAlone
Not only have I never done this, but there is also always some amount of loose flour rolled up in the top of the bag that spills all over the counter even before I get the bag fully open.
That opening is a work of art…needs to be framed.
Awilson841
I did earlier this week and almost posted it! 😂 truly something to be proud of’
captbz13
Yes every time….
…..I’m also a compulsive liar
Firm_Kaleidoscope479
Never so far
I try
I fail
Routine_Pangolin_164
LOL, same feeling I get when I find the perfect avocado in the bin.
numberoneredditfan
I haven’t done either 😭
frankenfish2000
Bull. I’m reporting this image as AI generated.
Significant_Money453
Scissors ✂️ ✂️
BUHBUHBUHBUHBUHBUHB
No I haven’t, I have a condition called “stupid hands”. Thanks for bringing it up…
oneblackened
I buy 50lb food service bags, so… not any more, lol.
37 Comments
Hahaha my fiancé loves destroying packaging. We are polar opposites on that aspect, but I will go nuts if every single thing I open isn’t as clean as this. Doesn’t matter what it is!!! Lol
No but I did once open the inner seal of a peanut butter jar in one piece and the heavens opened up with the song of a 1000 angels rejoicing so I think I know how you feel
I can’t even seem to buy a bag and get it inside my house without splitting the corner. Every time I put groceries away and have bought flour, I find a small pile on the counter and a split bag.
No. Nope. Never. Pretty sure this is photoshopped.
There’s a scissor joke here but I’m not equipped to make it.
Whoa.
Once and only once.
This is a photo of beauty.
Nope never have. That’s some voodoo stuff right there.
Obviously photoshopped, this is impossible
NSFW
I have up and just bought air tight flour containers
I literally use a little serrated knife to cut the glue and it’s still 50/50
I just had a harrowing experience with a bag of KA bread flour so I cannot quite believe the veracity of the post.
At last! A post without “first” in the title!
are you a wizard?
LOL yes!!!!
Should be masked and labeled NSFW!
Coworker asked me what I was looking at and I said “porn”!
BURN THE WITCH emote:free_emotes_pack:flip_out
I have! Check out my post history 👀
Scissors.
Airtight container.
I managed to open my 10lb bag without tearing it and I felt like I could fight god
ANY bag of Flour or Sugar like that opened without tearing is kind of orgasmic.
Someone call KA and get QA to check the glue ASAP!
Wait LMAO I made this [exact](https://www.reddit.com/r/Breadit/s/3Q9N6eLZXe) joke 4 years ago! I’m so glad you have the same senses of satisfaction and humor that I had. Ride that clean-open high for days!!
Try r/thatpeelingfeeling
Every time, just be slow and steady. I have no other choice as I’m old.
I opened a bag of charcoal by pulling out the string on my first attempt. It was 7 years ago, and my life has been a series of disappointments since.
Not only have I never done this, but there is also always some amount of loose flour rolled up in the top of the bag that spills all over the counter even before I get the bag fully open.
That opening is a work of art…needs to be framed.
I did earlier this week and almost posted it! 😂 truly something to be proud of’
Yes every time….
…..I’m also a compulsive liar
Never so far
I try
I fail
LOL, same feeling I get when I find the perfect avocado in the bin.
I haven’t done either 😭
Bull. I’m reporting this image as AI generated.
Scissors ✂️ ✂️
No I haven’t, I have a condition called “stupid hands”. Thanks for bringing it up…
I buy 50lb food service bags, so… not any more, lol.