My dad misunderstood what my brother meant when he requested “a turkey sandwich, three slices please”
My dad misunderstood what my brother meant when he requested “a turkey sandwich, three slices please”
by pookiepickle
26 Comments
above_average_penis_
Your dad is terrible at math, he only made 2 slices
J0NNY_BEE
Pull over 🚔
Death_Struggle_89
Expert level trolling.
extrabigcomfycouch
r/deliciouscompliance
AmbassadorSad1157
Dad joke! Lmao
ten_tabs_
ngl this actually looks kind of nice to eat, middle segment would be peak
Leading-Figure-6033
😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious!
NarcanBob
No, your Dad completely understood.
Complete_Ad_2270
It’s actually an efficient way to cut a sandwich to be fair.
Tacoshortage
I only see 2 slices made here. What do you think he meant by 3 slices? What would that look like?
Ezn14
That is technically 2 slices 😆
Buzzspice727
Technically, thats 2 slices
nonoyourleftdammit
Dad smart. Dad slice 3 piece. Dad listen.
Master-Improvement64
Nah he knew
Actual-Sweet8565
Send your requests to the universe as clearly as possible..
Heatmiser1256
This reminds me of when I ordered a BLT from Mr Pickles and asked that it be sliced into 4 pieces (because they randomly did it like that for me once and I liked it) instead of getting 4 square pieces like I assumed I would I got 4 skinny rectangles. It was funny and weird
KindaKrayz222
Okay, so he’s still only sliced the sandwich two times, there’s only two slices of bread, but there might be three slices of turkey. 😄
FadedP0rp0ise
Nah he definitely understood if he’s a true dad
BuddahSack
You can’t convince me that is not a turkey sandwich from Arby’s, I know that fucking bread and lettuce!!!
Clean_Lettuce9321
Kind of sweet if you think about it
Chilidogdingdong
What did tour brother want? I don’t even get what 3 slices would mean.
the_hat_madder
Yup. That’s definitely only been sliced twice.
BatBeast_29
That actually looks better
muwapp
To be fair who the hell only wants 3petty slabs on urkie on they sandwichie?
Notwerk
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bay_lamb
when she was 5 my niece told my father “i can’t eat a whole sandwich. i’ll take two slices of bread, folded over.”
26 Comments
Your dad is terrible at math, he only made 2 slices
Pull over 🚔
Expert level trolling.
r/deliciouscompliance
Dad joke! Lmao
ngl this actually looks kind of nice to eat, middle segment would be peak
😂😂😂😂😂 hilarious!
No, your Dad completely understood.
It’s actually an efficient way to cut a sandwich to be fair.
I only see 2 slices made here. What do you think he meant by 3 slices? What would that look like?
That is technically 2 slices 😆
Technically, thats 2 slices
Dad smart. Dad slice 3 piece. Dad listen.
Nah he knew
Send your requests to the universe as clearly as possible..
This reminds me of when I ordered a BLT from Mr Pickles and asked that it be sliced into 4 pieces (because they randomly did it like that for me once and I liked it) instead of getting 4 square pieces like I assumed I would I got 4 skinny rectangles. It was funny and weird
Okay, so he’s still only sliced the sandwich two times, there’s only two slices of bread, but there might be three slices of turkey. 😄
Nah he definitely understood if he’s a true dad
You can’t convince me that is not a turkey sandwich from Arby’s, I know that fucking bread and lettuce!!!
Kind of sweet if you think about it
What did tour brother want? I don’t even get what 3 slices would mean.
Yup. That’s definitely only been sliced twice.
That actually looks better
To be fair who the hell only wants 3petty slabs on urkie on they sandwichie?
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when she was 5 my niece told my father “i can’t eat a whole sandwich. i’ll take two slices of bread, folded over.”