Originally seen in r/mildlyinfuriating

by wrenbell

26 Comments

  1. Gloster_Thrush

    Damn! Jax going hard. I can see this in Miami Beach as mods got outta hand there. My chef finally put his foot down. No mods on Fridays or Saturday nights. I still remember that man warmly.

  2. ✅ Random words not capitalized
    ✅ Sepatate checks
    ✅ Successful meal
    ✅ Fuck your meal split
    ✅ Fuck your appetizers
    ✅ Agree to ToS before dining
    ☑️ Bone apple Tea

  3. MrSteven20618

    Jfc, like my joint has a few policies as well, yeah. But this is just obscene. I would walk out the second I laid eyes on this page. Didn’t even read it all. Best of luck to that place.

  4. scott3845

    “To absolutely ensure you safety, do not eat any food items at this facility ” 😆

    That one killed me

  5. sodasofasolarsora

    Whoever it is pick one fucking font. I wouldn’t read all that at the table. 

  6. Stillwater-Scorp1381

    Choose a goddamn font and size.

  7. toorigged2fail

    I can definitely have some fun with “unlimited accommodations.” May or may not sleep on a cot right in the lobby.

  8. prince0fpasta

    It was all a bit stringent until “every seated guest has to order an entree priced item.” That was the tipping point of ridiculousness

  9. HundredWithTheForce

    A $27 split entree fee is the kind of thing that would give my GM wet dreams.

  10. HoldEvenSteadier

    Even though I agree in spirit with half of this, and vehemently so on some of them… I wouldn’t eat here.

  11. R2D2808

    This whole thing hurt my brain.

    That’s a hard nope.

  12. chefasfuck

    This is one of the stupidest things I’ve ever read. I bet the food is absolute garbage.

  13. bobi2393

    “Expect a Service Charge for Separate Checks”

    This sounds like a former server is now an owner or manager. 🙂

  14. rabbitSC

    This started out reasonable, if typographically challenged. Then things went downhill so fast.

  15. Keybricks666

    This was written in the 60s for sure

  16. wykkedfaery33

    I live about a 5 minute drive from there, lol.

    They’ve been the spotlight of a few of posts in the Jax subreddit over the past few years, people tend to specifically hate the chef. Never been, but supposedly they have bomb-ass food. I’m not much of a modder when it comes to my food, might go ahead and give them a try. 

  17. StasiaPepperr

    Whoever wrote all of this forgot the golden rule, “customers don’t read anything.” Customers won’t even read simple signs like “closed” or “out of order.” They definitely won’t read all of this.

  18. Organic-Mix-9422

    I know in Australia entrees are different. However I’m not going to be told what I have to order unless it is a preset 3 course meal for example

  19. OviliskTwo

    You write a menu. You revise it after getting nice and high or a few scotches or both. You then revise your “dirty” menu whilst sober and bingo bango very close to genius restauranturing.

    Theses fucks stopped at step two and somehow kept pushing.

  20. kaos904

    I saw this on r/mildlyinfuriating, didn’t realize it was in my town.

  21. legallyvermin

    Line cooks don’t have an advanced enough vocabulary for “Capricious”

  22. somerandom995

    This should be used in a graphic design course as an example of how not to do hierarchy.

  23. Pat0san

    Wow – surprised they do not ask for all orders to be written, initialled (including this page), and finally signed.

  24. CupBeEmpty

    Successful meal… was eaten and did not die 9/10 would nourish myself again

  25. professorseagull

    The views and events expressed here are totally fucked, and are not necessarily the views of anyone.

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