Why would you have these babies eating off of a public table?!

by keeleon

27 Comments

  1. PoopieButt317

    She may have thoroughly sanitized the table first. I Lysol or Chlorox off all tables and chairs. I still would have used napkins or had paper plates with me.

    But, I know I also ate dirt. There’s that.

  2. Bad-job-dad

    This has to be rage bait.

    Get two slices, cut them in half like it’s a regulars pizza slice and take one for yourself.

  3. Kuiperdolin

    At first glance I thought they were buried to their chests in the floor.

  4. Aside from the “sanitising the table before putting food directly on it” issue, I’d hope she cleaned everything up before she left, rather than leaving crumbs and food waste everywhere for someone else to clean up. Also, her kids deserve the respect of being raised with decent table manners and hygiene.

  5. Training-Pair4167

    The scissors are a great idea, but maybe also little silicone plates that stick to the table so kids aren’t eating off of a publicly used table. Unfortunately, in order for sanitizing wipes or sprays to be useful, the surface has to remain wet for 3 minutes. Even with that, plates are the more practical and appropriate choice.

  6. BawdyBaker

    Someone probably changed a baby on that table 10 minutes before

  7. NextStopGallifrey

    But it build up the immune system!!!

    (I actually know someone like this. They literally don’t understand why you’d want to wash food things for *safety*, only for *taste*.)

  8. the table is fine for the children. The grease presents hardship for the cleaners though.

  9. sillyfacex3

    I don’t care about anything except: STOP POSTING YOUR CHILDREN ONLINE. Thank you.

  10. did the kids get sick, or are y’all ‘bitching in the abstract’?

  11. LuunchLady

    Knife sets literally come with food scissors. She didn’t invent this, and they need to be eating from a plate or a paper towel at least! That’s a public space.

  12. Sam’s serves it on a paper plate. Why not just ask for two more?

  13. No_Squirrel4806

    Its pizza why are we cutting it into little balls 😕

  14. Easy-Garlic6263

    Funny the amount of people talking about germs. Clearly you have not been around toddlers. EVERYTHING goes in their mouths. I caught my 3 yr old and his cousin spitting in each other’s mouths. Kids are gross, no amount of sanitation can stop them.

  15. ToranjaNuclear

    I was just like “oh well that’s very dumb” then the realization suddenly kicked in. Fuck.

    That’s how antivaxxer parents like to build their kids immune system?

  16. deadmallsanita

    This is the ultimate definition of “We Want Plates”.

  17. NurseWhoWuvsMe

    Lmao the kids are being fed like free range chickens

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