*in my best Sam Elliot voice possible* All a real man needs is a bottle full of Tabasco and a pocket full of sand.
Mr-Quimper_
Packing heat 😏
Big_Acanthaceae951
Falls down, shoots his foot, bottle breaks and spills all in the wound.
E_K_Finnman
Plot twist, the gun shoots hot sauce and the Tabasco is ammo
nahph
First you get “pepper sprayed” and if that doesn’t work you get sprayed until the mag is empty.
Desperate_Set_7708
Spicy or SPICY
SadYogurtcloset2835
when you’re absolutely finished writing yelp reviews when the food is trash.
TitaniumMarbles206
Bad taste all around.
Confident-Turnip-190
No robber or waffle house will survive
toigz
“Oh boy I need a shot of Tabasco”
*shoots himself in the head instead*
ReplaceSelect
That’s never going to pass an occular pat down
stdio-lib
Plot twist: the gun shoots mace. For when you want that *next level* heat.
BackgroundPrompt3111
This would be me, except I keep both at my waist, and Tabasco isn’t hot enough for general use.
SS4Raditz
Notice how top comment only has a handful of likes.. shows how many redditors approve of concealed carry and prolly gun ownership in general.. kinda sad seeing as how if they took guns away just like in the uk, the only people with them would be the wicked with evil intent
confibulator
Two ways to make it through a school lunch.
Electronic-Floor6845
Hmmm…foot sauce seems sus.
Ok-Investment-9646
Keep that thang on him
HoneyBadger308Win
Always got that Glock on me.
SavageKitten456
Gotta be uncomfortable to walk in
l7Xander
Hot sauce in the eyes, m&p for backup lol
RealSpliffit
Based on the hot sauce choice, I presume the pistol is loaded with non-lethal rounds
dirt_operator
My go to holster manufacturer sells a mini Tabasco holster for your keys so I always “have that thang on me”
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Gun toting psychopaths are not funny
Stay strapped men!
*in my best Sam Elliot voice possible* All a real man needs is a bottle full of Tabasco and a pocket full of sand.
Packing heat 😏
Falls down, shoots his foot, bottle breaks and spills all in the wound.
Plot twist, the gun shoots hot sauce and the Tabasco is ammo
First you get “pepper sprayed” and if that doesn’t work you get sprayed until the mag is empty.
Spicy or SPICY
when you’re absolutely finished writing yelp reviews when the food is trash.
Bad taste all around.
No robber or waffle house will survive
“Oh boy I need a shot of Tabasco”
*shoots himself in the head instead*
That’s never going to pass an occular pat down
Plot twist: the gun shoots mace. For when you want that *next level* heat.
This would be me, except I keep both at my waist, and Tabasco isn’t hot enough for general use.
Notice how top comment only has a handful of likes.. shows how many redditors approve of concealed carry and prolly gun ownership in general.. kinda sad seeing as how if they took guns away just like in the uk, the only people with them would be the wicked with evil intent
Two ways to make it through a school lunch.
Hmmm…foot sauce seems sus.
Keep that thang on him
Always got that Glock on me.
Gotta be uncomfortable to walk in
Hot sauce in the eyes, m&p for backup lol
Based on the hot sauce choice, I presume the pistol is loaded with non-lethal rounds
My go to holster manufacturer sells a mini Tabasco holster for your keys so I always “have that thang on me”
Murica
Man how uncomfortable is this.
Cowards hot sauce is very fitting.