Holy crap! This is sooo bad!! There’s flipping splinters in the scallops ffs
RepresentativeRub471
That genuinely might be unsanitary first of all I hope they cleaned really thoroughly those wood chips second of all you want deal with splinters in your tongue much less throat and I ain’t talking about the master the Ninja Turtles that’s just a lawsuit waiting to happen
Sprizys
Swallow a wood chip so you can sue the restaurant for stupidity (For legal reasons this is a joke DO NOT do this)
Arabian_Flame
Oh id send it back with a laugh and tell them im not a beaver. Only garnish with edible things, how is that fucking hard. Or put a small dish in the chips so the food isnt on them
Accurate_Koala_4698
Fish & chips
AnE1Home
Most of the objects I’ve seen here used in lieu of plates at least made more sense than this wth 😭.
Schneetmacher
This is up there with the bread in roadkill as one of the least sanitary things I’ve seen on here. People joke about accidentally eating rocks with some of these displays, but this is 100x worse. You could get splinters in your food!
Goodgoditsgrowing
Ok, was any part of this meal smoked? Because it’s still stupid, but I need to know HOW stupid
LordFardbottom
Canabrial
I beg your finest pardon?!
papasan_mamasan
Looks like bird shit on the beach
HappyImagineer
I am NOT a beaver!
ghostinawishingwell
Scallops and bark mulch. That’s my shit right there. Love it.
SmileParticular9396
Why though 😅
Resident_Course_3342
A plate under wood chips under a shell plate. That’s like a hat on a hat on a hat. That’s got to be illegal.
Healthy_Basil_2354
Me when I made fake food at recess
MasterChavez
I’d send back immediately fuck that
DoctorDinghus
How does this not get returned?
lilspooks95
This is the first one ever to make me audibly say “oh what the fuck”
Proud-Butterfly6622
Why wood? There are no trees in the ocean. Like what is the reasoning to use wood as opposed to idk…marbles, pinecones or shards of glass????
Can you even imagine getting a splinter in your tongue???? Now imagine taking it out.😫🤕😬😣
MelanieDH1
Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen!
prosperosniece
In all fairness they technically are on a plate
Far-Professor3645
People with PICA rn: 👁🫦👁
Coca-colonization
This feels like a recurring nightmare that I have about eating something that gets all stuck in my teeth and cheeks and tongue. Shudder
backalleyclinic
What’s wrong babe, you barely touched your locally foraged tanbark
AstralWirard
Ask for one of those tiny crème brûlée/dab torches (you know these poser cooks got them in the back) and just set that whole bowl on fire
britney412
What was their goal here
Apprehensive_Neat418
Imagine having to have mulch in your kitchen inventory.
Twallot
This is such a weird choice. Look how many chips there are on one plate. Do they have crates of wood chips in the kitchen? They just throw away a bowl of wood chips or do they save them and use them for mulch? They don’t add flavour, it doesn’t look nice, it doesn’t match scallops’ natural habitat, it’s a safety hazard. Definitely one of the weirder ones of I’ve seen.
Shenanigans99
Ah yes, scallops served in their natural playground habitat.
frostedwaffles
This one has to be a health safety risk. No way this is okay. One sliver of wood getting stuck in your throat causing a perforation. Not to mention you can’t really clean dirty ass wood
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This is the worst thing I’ve seen on this sub 😭
Might as well just serve it on the floor.
Holy crap! This is sooo bad!! There’s flipping splinters in the scallops ffs
That genuinely might be unsanitary first of all I hope they cleaned really thoroughly those wood chips second of all you want deal with splinters in your tongue much less throat and I ain’t talking about the master the Ninja Turtles that’s just a lawsuit waiting to happen
Swallow a wood chip so you can sue the restaurant for stupidity (For legal reasons this is a joke DO NOT do this)
Oh id send it back with a laugh and tell them im not a beaver. Only garnish with edible things, how is that fucking hard. Or put a small dish in the chips so the food isnt on them
Fish & chips
Most of the objects I’ve seen here used in lieu of plates at least made more sense than this wth 😭.
This is up there with the bread in roadkill as one of the least sanitary things I’ve seen on here. People joke about accidentally eating rocks with some of these displays, but this is 100x worse. You could get splinters in your food!
Ok, was any part of this meal smoked? Because it’s still stupid, but I need to know HOW stupid
I beg your finest pardon?!
Looks like bird shit on the beach
I am NOT a beaver!
Scallops and bark mulch. That’s my shit right there. Love it.
Why though 😅
A plate under wood chips under a shell plate. That’s like a hat on a hat on a hat. That’s got to be illegal.
Me when I made fake food at recess
I’d send back immediately fuck that
How does this not get returned?
This is the first one ever to make me audibly say “oh what the fuck”
Why wood? There are no trees in the ocean. Like what is the reasoning to use wood as opposed to idk…marbles, pinecones or shards of glass????
Can you even imagine getting a splinter in your tongue???? Now imagine taking it out.😫🤕😬😣
Seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen!
In all fairness they technically are on a plate
People with PICA rn: 👁🫦👁
This feels like a recurring nightmare that I have about eating something that gets all stuck in my teeth and cheeks and tongue. Shudder
What’s wrong babe, you barely touched your locally foraged tanbark
Ask for one of those tiny crème brûlée/dab torches (you know these poser cooks got them in the back) and just set that whole bowl on fire
What was their goal here
Imagine having to have mulch in your kitchen inventory.
This is such a weird choice. Look how many chips there are on one plate. Do they have crates of wood chips in the kitchen? They just throw away a bowl of wood chips or do they save them and use them for mulch? They don’t add flavour, it doesn’t look nice, it doesn’t match scallops’ natural habitat, it’s a safety hazard. Definitely one of the weirder ones of I’ve seen.
Ah yes, scallops served in their natural playground habitat.
This one has to be a health safety risk. No way this is okay. One sliver of wood getting stuck in your throat causing a perforation. Not to mention you can’t really clean dirty ass wood