Dining and Cooking
Steak

This was cooked for me :(

USDA select under a broiler. I wasn’t home so I couldn’t take charge of the situation

by cytotoxemia

50 Comments

  3. HealthySizedLoads

    Looks like Salisbury steak in grade school 🤣

  8. Odd-Principle8147

    I bet I could throw a football over them mountains….

  10. Allergic2Avocados

    Nice piece of cardboard you have there

  12. rgbearklls

    OP forgot that r/eyeblech is no longer active

  19. Hannah_Dn6

    A little bit more seasoning, and I’ll bet that Pork Chop may still be edible….for your pet.

  26. JunkBondJunkie

    Divorce her and show this to the judge why.

  28. BudgetSad7599

    How do you want your steak, sir? shoe sole please.

  29. evang0125

    Ahhhh, the rare and elusive medium well plus

  33. scoonbah

    Did you mean “boiler” insteaf of “broiler”?

  34. ExpensiveSteak

    how much longer is your federal prison sentence? jesus

  35. Anoncook143

    You significant other? Say thanks and suffer in the moment. Maybe say “thank, I usually cook it 2 hours less but this is nice of you” with a smile.

    Anyone else, hand to hand combat on sight

  39. Snackdoc189

    Do any of you older folks remember when the anti smoking people used to come to your class and pull out the cancerous lung?

  45. 31mph

    I think that’s the worst steak I’ve ever seen on this sub. Kudos.

  47. LoveableRogue76

    That steak is sad, like Notebook sad! 😢

  50. em_jay_tee

    That’s a British medium rare.🤣🤣🤣

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