Am I a bad person?

by KORZILLA-is-me

34 Comments

  1. hogey989

    For making a cheese sauce? No? Why is this here?

  2. edthecat2011

    No. Home made cheese sauce, however you make it, is still cheese sauce. Carry on.

  3. GuyFromLI747

    Im ok with the cheese dog , but isnt there already sodium citrate in cheese?? Is this an episode of eat it or yeet it ??

  4. DanJDare

    Just call it molecular gastronomy and foodie wankers will be lining up.

  5. Exciting-Buyer-7588

    One mustn’t dabble in dark magic.

  6. nope, i do it all the time with more than just hotdogs.

    also, those processed cheese slices and a microwave are a cheaper alternative. and quicker if you make your own mac and cheese.

    Tuna, egg, chicken you name it. quick easy and cheap.

  7. GameCounter

    Nah, sodium citrate is fucking awesome.

    You need about 2.0 to 3.0% sodium citrate relative to the weight of cheese and liquid.

    My recipe:

    * 500 grams of cheese. I usually use whatever random cheese I have in my fridge, but cheddar, queso quesadilla are good.
    * 12 grams of sodium citrate
    * About a cup of milk or beer (volume depending on desired texture and the moisture content of the cheese)
    * Tablespoon of onion powder
    * Black pepper to taste
    * Hot sauce to taste

    Add everything but cheese to a sauce pan on medium heat. Add cheese in gradually while stirring vigorously

    Even if your cheese is preshredded with anti-caking agents, it should end up silky smooth.

    EDIT 500g is more than a pound in freedom units. I’m feeding a small cheese-obsessed family. Scale units accordingly

  8. translinguistic

    You got a satisfyingly even application at least

  9. ApoplecticAutoBody

    I will say yes if you didn’t actually dip it in the sauce after every bite. 

  10. Known-Sugar8780

    I use processed cheese which contains this anyway. Makes amazing queso.

  11. LauraPa1mer

    I just think melting cheese in a plastic bowl is dangerous but maybe you poured it into there after.

  12. North-Program-9320

    I support your bad person decisions

  13. Needs diced onions or would be great with cooked onions in a sort of grilled cheese.

  14. Experimenting with food in the comfort of your own kitchen, is perfectly acceptable. Think of it as a science experiment you can eat.

  15. AcuteVengeance7890

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  16. sashatheterrible

    If this is bad I don’t want to be good. And dip some fries in that shit next time 👌💯

  17. RowdyRoddyPipeSmoker

    the only issue is that shitty bun.

  18. AccurateSorbet3797

    I wouldnt say that you are bad. But it seems like you need some help

  19. KnownAlcoholic

    Cheese is good, sauce is good

    Therefore, cheese sauce is a drug

  20. atomictonic11

    You’re fine. You made a cheese sauce using an emulsifying salt. It’s fine.

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