I used to work here and we created amazing pizza specials. But this?? Just no.

by th3greatKhalid

13 Comments

  1. RageCageJables

    I believe that’s known as an Altoona pizza. But just because it has a name, doesn’t mean it isn’t a crime.

  2. smiff8866

    American cheese – for when you *kinda* want cheese.

  3. barontaint

    What the hell is capitol, do I want more or less of it?

  4. tittiesdotcom

    Ok ew but who tf cut a thin strip down the middle?

  5. deepfriedtots

    Can’t say i haven’t done shit like this

  6. ZyxDarkshine

    American cheese does not belong on pizza. Not even the real deli American cheese.

    The fake plastic American cheese slices don’t belong anywhere.

  7. JayDKing

    Is that puff pastry? And where’s the so called “parmigiana”? It’s parmigiano reggiano…

  8. PlaxicoCN

    Reminds me of being home by myself as a kid and making toaster oven pizza on English muffins. Not the worst thing, but not something I would go to a restaurant for.

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