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My weekly steak dinner


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by chunkmilk

27 Comments

  1. tunachilimac

    I always wonder why home cooks slice up the whole steak first because it would cool off too quickly but I don’t think that one ever got warm lol

  2. dont_say_Good

    blue steak is fine if you’re into that shit, but ffs at least give it a proper sear instead of a 20s hairdryer session

  3. Eray41303

    Did you cook it under a reptile heat lamp?

  4. yolofreak109

    man it looks like u cooked this using hot breath ngl

  5. RelationshipNext4936

    i can hear it mooing through the screen 🥹

  6. clickersforeal

    guys it’s sushi steak, perfectly fine for human consumption..right ?

  7. lockednchaste

    This is what happens when you show a cow a picture of a candle.

  8. SenyorChthonic

    You showed the steak a picture of a stove, didn’t you?

  10. percypersimmon

    Your Miami Mint GeekBar probably gets hotter than whatever you seared that on.

  11. shackbleep

    Spray painted it brown and then farted at it.

  12. Youngestofmanis

    what did you do tap it on the grill?

  14. CrispyWaterBottle

    Is there any point in even cooking it if its going to be this raw?

  17. sprinklywinks

    I think my labrador would even question this

  20. Bruisemon

    Man grabbed the steak by a set of tongs and waved it over a flame before cutting it up.

  21. KudosOfTheFroond

    This steak looks like it was cooked with a warm embrace.

  22. Fuck-MDD

    Wrong sub, you’re looking for r/NoSear

  23. lululoversince2020

    Needs some more time on a pan or any hot surface

  24. byyhmz

    I’m pretty sure a skilled veterinarian could resuscitate that bad boy.

  25. boragur

    This cow once had a dream about a mildly sunny day

  26. edojcak

    nevermind how raw it is, who can afford a steak dinner every week in this economy

  27. PortlandQuadCopter

    Looks like you’re slowly but surely making the transition to human flesh.

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