For a 30-minute #italian feast, kick off with Caprese Salad — sliced tomatoes with #cheese and basil, because we’re apparently avoiding real #cooking . Next, whip up Pasta Carbonara: boil #pasta , throw in eggs and cheese, and hope it turns creamy instead of scrambled. Finally, end with Affogato—ice cream drowned in espresso because nothing says “dessert” like a scoop of caffeine. Buon appetito!