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Pizza Crimes

I’m fairly sure this is a federal offense in some countries.


I’m fairly sure this is a federal offense in some countries.

by HerpDerpetttte

15 Comments

  1. AaahhRealMonstersInc

    Boy even though its 4:20 AM I hope he is blazed as fuck. That’s the only way to find this monstrosity palatable.

  3. BrokenEight38

    There’s no way buddy had his head on a pillow and just got up to eat an ounce of hot sauce.

  4. GrumpyDrunkPatzer

    sure I’d try it at least once

  5. StrongArgument

    Sorry, the leftover pizza was… stored in the oven? On purpose? Not just because everyone got drunk and left the Domino’s box on the counter?

  7. Specialist-Army-2441

    Buddies colon is gonna keel

  8. P_516

    Well the island is still eating as if rationing is a requirement.

  9. Mike-the-gay

    Look more like school lunch in ours.

  10. cursed_tomatoes

    calling that a pizza is a minor offence, but putting salad cream and chilli sauce on a pizza is at least 2 decades, no parole

  12. Soeggcrates

    I had a friend who always had to dip his pizza in ranch dressing because, you know how pizza is pretty flavorless unless you do something like this.

  14. Nawrly17

    If that was French dressing it wouldn’t be a crime. But salad cream and chili sauce? Straight to jail 😂

  15. Ibobalboa

    I mean, I like putting different sauces on pizza but this shit is excessive.

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