altoona style is supposed to have slices of bell pepper under the kraft singles
Coquelieot
Throw it in the trash?
CaptServo
If you used a different crust, with a different sauce and some different cheese. Also if you added some other toppings.
ChorkPorch
It’s perfect how it is
retsamzaps
May need to put it in the oven for a little bit more.
tomato_bisc
You can stop now and go out on a low note
maquiaveldeprimido
calabrian sausage, oregano and olives
Feisty-Bunch4905
Firing squad.
gasgirl100
Tinned olives. Mmmm
Optimus-Slime-69
Fucking use mozarella that’s how
paradisephantom
Pineapple. Cuz at this point, fuck it. You clearly just want to watch the world burn.
teapac100000
More cheese
Dogballs47
I’m not mad, I’m dissapointed.
wharleeprof
In case you’re three years old: Ooh, fun, yes, I’ll take three slices of your pretend pizza.
ZyxDarkshine
![gif](giphy|BwcK77P4N5DaorjcO7|downsized)
GuyFromLI747
If you insist on the American cheese route, get some ground beef, pickles onion and bacon and make a bacon cheeseburger pie, otherwise use mozzarella capisce?
tillthewheels
Strawberry’s and tuna
iraqyoubreak
Improve? This is already perfect.
SheZowRaisedByWolves
Serve it with a suicide note
Unwellhouseplant
Leave the plastic on the cheese next time, it adds a bit more *flavour*.
Pretty_Indication_12
Fake cheese ugh!
BenjTheMaestro
![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)
No-Permission-5268
Eat shit and die
Embarrassed_Angle_59
Gotta get those lines straight when you tear your cheese. What we’re you thinking?
AnnualWerewolf9804
Can’t tell you how to improve it because I don’t even know what the fuck that’s supposed to be
bridgeb0mb
this looks like shit but american cheese slices on a pizza does sound good
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altoona style is supposed to have slices of bell pepper under the kraft singles
Throw it in the trash?
If you used a different crust, with a different sauce and some different cheese. Also if you added some other toppings.
It’s perfect how it is
May need to put it in the oven for a little bit more.
You can stop now and go out on a low note
calabrian sausage, oregano and olives
Firing squad.
Tinned olives. Mmmm
Fucking use mozarella that’s how
Pineapple. Cuz at this point, fuck it. You clearly just want to watch the world burn.
More cheese
I’m not mad, I’m dissapointed.
In case you’re three years old: Ooh, fun, yes, I’ll take three slices of your pretend pizza.
![gif](giphy|BwcK77P4N5DaorjcO7|downsized)
If you insist on the American cheese route, get some ground beef, pickles onion and bacon and make a bacon cheeseburger pie, otherwise use mozzarella capisce?
Strawberry’s and tuna
Improve? This is already perfect.
Serve it with a suicide note
Leave the plastic on the cheese next time, it adds a bit more *flavour*.
Fake cheese ugh!
![gif](giphy|T2vDaYr8yRhrpFe6WE)
Eat shit and die
Gotta get those lines straight when you tear your cheese. What we’re you thinking?
Can’t tell you how to improve it because I don’t even know what the fuck that’s supposed to be
this looks like shit but american cheese slices on a pizza does sound good
No notes.
Yes! Open up the Uber Eats app and order a pizza