Looks like you used purple potatoes which aren’t going to work well for that, but beyond that I have no clue how you’ve managed to fuck up so spectacularly and make whatever the fuck that is.
Best I can figure is you covered your purple potatoes in meth.
CBYuputka
I get that they’re called pub potatoes, but you shouldn’t get drunk before making them.
gramscontestaccount2
Not too bad of an effort actually – unsure what recipe you followed, but boiling a bit until slightly soft, then cutting into quarters or chunks, shaking around in a bag with corn starch and a little olive oil, then roasting in the oven for a while will give better results. Also maybe not purple potatoes, but they should work all right.
katbobo
They may have been pub potatoes at some point in the cooking!
KommandoKazumi
Congrats, you made pub charcoal.
knightofunderpants
Jesse we need to cook
Eogap
why do they look like chunks of impure celestite
John_Philips
Easy fix! Looks like you used charcoal instead of potatoes
FatallyFatCat
And now I will have to go look up what pub potatoes are supposed to be. Cause this looks like Lex Luthor left his Kryptonite in your oven.
BadChris666
Do you put the potatoes on top of the charcoal?
banditisfloofi
ik its not moldy but my brain is triggering its mold sensors
ExtensionMedicine373
They are done
Equivalent-Chip-6310
A week ago…
Soul_Taker_69
Your oven is sooo clean 😩
RubIntelligent516
Man how the fuck you get em so bad they turn green blue?
Pumpkinycoldfoam
Did you forget about them for a week?
Prairie-Peppers
What in the holy fuck
ChefAsstastic
You sure did…
ThonThaddeo
Did…did you make geodes?
Talusthebroke
Dude, what did you set your oven to? And better question, does your oven run on thermite? Napalm? The actual surface of the sun?
Livid-Dark4851
Half of them look like Crystals op what the actual fuck lol
cosmic_gallant
I feel like the reason your oven is so clean is because that is the first time you ever used it, which may explain why you used this opportunity to make what appears to be candied rocks.
CoVid-Over9000
JESSE WE HAVE TO COOK
pm_me-ur-catpics
I think you mistyped charcoal there
ispooderman
I was wondering why you have put coal in a oven
emmeisspicy
And the lesson is: never try.
Sprizys
You made charcoal
_Adrahmelech_
Well I guess you cooked meth instead
Idkrlyuwu
Bro baked the potatoes for so long they turned into carbon
Dulce_Sirena
What exactly are pub potatoes and why did you put mossy rocks & pond water in your oven? 😂
Impressive_Main5160
10 more minutes and they will be perfect
ironykarl
OK, but you didn’t try very hard… right?
tbrumleve
Oh good gravy. What did you use and what did you do? Is “pub potatoes” like code for something like chunk meth, or shit on a plate? This could be either.
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Looks like you used purple potatoes which aren’t going to work well for that, but beyond that I have no clue how you’ve managed to fuck up so spectacularly and make whatever the fuck that is.
Best I can figure is you covered your purple potatoes in meth.
I get that they’re called pub potatoes, but you shouldn’t get drunk before making them.
Not too bad of an effort actually – unsure what recipe you followed, but boiling a bit until slightly soft, then cutting into quarters or chunks, shaking around in a bag with corn starch and a little olive oil, then roasting in the oven for a while will give better results. Also maybe not purple potatoes, but they should work all right.
They may have been pub potatoes at some point in the cooking!
Congrats, you made pub charcoal.
Jesse we need to cook
why do they look like chunks of impure celestite
Easy fix! Looks like you used charcoal instead of potatoes
And now I will have to go look up what pub potatoes are supposed to be. Cause this looks like Lex Luthor left his Kryptonite in your oven.
Do you put the potatoes on top of the charcoal?
ik its not moldy but my brain is triggering its mold sensors
They are done
A week ago…
Your oven is sooo clean 😩
Man how the fuck you get em so bad they turn green blue?
Did you forget about them for a week?
What in the holy fuck
You sure did…
Did…did you make geodes?
Dude, what did you set your oven to? And better question, does your oven run on thermite? Napalm? The actual surface of the sun?
Half of them look like Crystals op what the actual fuck lol
I feel like the reason your oven is so clean is because that is the first time you ever used it, which may explain why you used this opportunity to make what appears to be candied rocks.
JESSE WE HAVE TO COOK
I think you mistyped charcoal there
I was wondering why you have put coal in a oven
And the lesson is: never try.
You made charcoal
Well I guess you cooked meth instead
Bro baked the potatoes for so long they turned into carbon
What exactly are pub potatoes and why did you put mossy rocks & pond water in your oven? 😂
10 more minutes and they will be perfect
OK, but you didn’t try very hard… right?
Oh good gravy. What did you use and what did you do? Is “pub potatoes” like code for something like chunk meth, or shit on a plate? This could be either.
Are pub potatoes just roast potatoes?