Did she cook only the middle part of the bacon with a lighter?
Even-Imagination6242
Beans, tomatoes, and toast look fine.
The rest looks like sadness.
R0gu3tr4d3r
Would you reccomend Yellow Tail Shiraz as a good breakfast wine?
iamjtwr213
Is that a piglets leg on your plate I see 👀
iamjtwr213
She needs sacking by the look of those eggs 😂
Electrical_Call_7874
Looks like a veggie sausage and the bacon?
Spiritual-Craft3941
Points for the wine, but this looks jank my friend
TimeNew2108
Is the wine to go with it or is the breakfast to recover from last night’s wine?
kumawe
The Pepto Bismol tablets are very considerate.
mozzamo
Does she do the full 37.5 hours?
AtJackBaldwin
How nice, she’s done some egg to go with your pepper
Early-Geologist-1027
Love when vegans think they’ll slip a veggie meal in without saying so hoping we won’t notice 🤮
geedeeie
Those eggs…
Standard_Bit_2569
Don’t trust it, is that bacon alright???
Standard_Bit_2569
And we’re the eggs dropped on the floor and then scooped back up with all the floor fluff?? And dirt?
CraigTheBrewer12
Full time girlfriend? Also why do you have a pepper shaker but no salt shaker? And who keeps their butter on the table rather than just buttering the toast when it’s done? Also it looks awful.
JustSomeoneCurious
Hey OP! Lovely fry up, but unrelated question; is that a metal phone holder to the right of the OJ? If it is, where can I grab one?!
inAreverie_
The eggs and bacon color is worrying.
Step_TV
Looks like she doesn’t know you can turn sausages or cook tomatoes 😂
FourEyedMatt
She makes a good plate of beans.
TheMarionberry
Huh, hadn’t realized it was vegetarian but I’d give it a try.
NotAGynocologistBut
How many days annual leave do full time girlfriends get nowadays?
mrgwbland
Upvote for how hilariously bad it is
hardito-carlito
I’d put her on a disciplinary. Or zero hour contract !
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Make her your ex
Is the part time girlfriend a better cook?
I don’t think she likes you very much!
irange spritzers for breakfast? she’s a keeper
Did she cook only the middle part of the bacon with a lighter?
Beans, tomatoes, and toast look fine.
The rest looks like sadness.
Would you reccomend Yellow Tail Shiraz as a good breakfast wine?
Is that a piglets leg on your plate I see 👀
She needs sacking by the look of those eggs 😂
Looks like a veggie sausage and the bacon?
Points for the wine, but this looks jank my friend
Is the wine to go with it or is the breakfast to recover from last night’s wine?
The Pepto Bismol tablets are very considerate.
Does she do the full 37.5 hours?
How nice, she’s done some egg to go with your pepper
Love when vegans think they’ll slip a veggie meal in without saying so hoping we won’t notice 🤮
Those eggs…
Don’t trust it, is that bacon alright???
And we’re the eggs dropped on the floor and then scooped back up with all the floor fluff?? And dirt?
Full time girlfriend? Also why do you have a pepper shaker but no salt shaker? And who keeps their butter on the table rather than just buttering the toast when it’s done? Also it looks awful.
Hey OP! Lovely fry up, but unrelated question; is that a metal phone holder to the right of the OJ? If it is, where can I grab one?!
The eggs and bacon color is worrying.
Looks like she doesn’t know you can turn sausages or cook tomatoes 😂
She makes a good plate of beans.
Huh, hadn’t realized it was vegetarian but I’d give it a try.
How many days annual leave do full time girlfriends get nowadays?
Upvote for how hilariously bad it is
I’d put her on a disciplinary. Or zero hour contract !