A yank’s attempt at a Full English

by timewarp4242

31 Comments

  1. battosai001

    Like you said.. a yanks attempt so don’t expect to much anyway 🙄😉

  2. Hydrologics

    Fried bread with marmite and marmalade? This is an interesting advancement in fry up technology I’ve not yet been made aware of.

  3. No-Village7980

    Probably wearing an orange jump suit whilst making it.

  4. IwantAMD

    That’s… so sad looking. The tray inhibits so much of the build aspect. Sausage breakwater is the art.

  5. MysteriousMemory93

    Stop fucking trying, get a lawyer and try get out of whatever government black site this terrorist act was posted from.

  6. geedeeie

    Why is it in a plastic tray? What are those two things in the top left hand corner?

  7. timewarp4242

    This got hidden. Reposting. I meal prepped 8 meals. Here is one of them. Clockwise from top right- Beans, turkey bacon, grilled beefsteak tomatoes, hash brown, baby Bella mushrooms, fried egg, beyond breakfast sausage, scrapple (since I can’t find black pudding), fried bread with marmite and marmalade.

  8. CheesyApricot

    I feel like if you’re in economy on a budget airline, then it’s a solid C-

  9. generichandel

    You can keep your independence it’s ok, we don’t want it back anymore.

  10. TheImplication696969

    Well now you’ve fecking done it mate, you are officially on a watch list, after that monstrosity you have effectively lost any chance at a visa to visit the U.K., I hope you are proud of yourself you monster!!!

  11. antlered_godi

    Served plastic is an instant fail, despite anything else…..

  12. bensthebest

    I understand pre cooking bacon and sausage. However the egg, the toast, the beans even the hash brown can take the same amount of time as defrosting this monstrosity!

    What’s going to happen is you’re just going to have a mushy mess once it’s reheated and then complain online that British food is disgusting!!!

  13. No_Parsley8082

    No offence but I thought I was in r/shittyfoodporn for a second

  14. Relative_Grape_5883

    It’s a fucking travesty is what it is.

  15. I would drop the soap and take a cock meat sandwich rather than have that

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