Was told if I posted this here I would be “marmelised”

by Turtleramem

21 Comments

  1. Figgins29

    Why have you let your dog shit on your plate?

  2. unforgettable-cake

    The hangover poo isn’t supposed to go on the plate with your hangover food

  3. [deleted]

    What the hell is that?? I’m an American and I know that shit doesn’t look right

  4. I came here to add to the chaos and tell you to get fucked, or something about the lentils on your plate but as I look at the picture more, I am thinking I’d probably eat that. I’d put some syrup on that waffle but the sausages, over easy eggs, tomatoes and mushrooms all look appetizing. Good work and I applaud you for coming here. Welcome!

  5. No_Advertising_5758

    This needs investigating by MI6, 007, FBI ,CIA DEA, …I already have found you guilty of Crimes Against Humanity

  6. Manifestival1

    So the dog is accounted for, what are you making for the humans?

  7. Fresh-Honeydew7104

    Even you’re dog is tired of this shit.

  8. Honberdingle

    This isn’t the best way to express your lack of taste… but it’s a strong candidate.

  9. NoBreakfast3243

    We need answers, please what is this?

  10. brit_motown

    This is so wrong even the dog knows it
    Give him the sausage and start again

  11. hardito-carlito

    Not sure if you noticed but a cat shat on your plate lad

  12. Fantastic-Bee-473

    Omg……no no no …….give it to the dog

  13. Cod4dropshotter

    This is absolute sacriledge. Id be even more hungover after this.

  14. gameoflols

    Begone Satan!! The power of Christ compels you, the power of Christ compels you etc etc

    Seriously though, what the f#ck?

  15. Lost_Girlz

    American here who loves a good fry up and that abomination in the middle looks like bbq black beans. 🤢nasty.

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