There’s a kitchen manager I’ve worked with that cut them like that. He’s uhhh… a prick.
Only-Alarm545
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired
Critical-Ad1317
If this has not been said before… fuck you and fuck your chives. Fucking cut them bigger… noone ever fucking really wants chives cut in like 1mm rings. It wilts as soon as you put them on anything hot… just fick the fuck off
TehFuriousOne
Look how they massacred my boy…
LeafsWillWinTheCup
Looks like they were chopped with a credit card on a warped board.
spageddy77
can you please get your sous over here, NOW!!
_Twisted_Ankle_
I am a kp, would probably do a better job ngl, unless the person was a kp then 🤷♂️
damegateau
I would just blend that in some buttermilk and mayo and then you have fancy ranch dressing
NectarineOk6319
Chive had better.
BuddStuddard1
Sharpen that knife homie
Kylo_rave
Where is Ratemychives when you need him
TheMightyHonk
Closely followed by the label police
pootiemane
Good Lord it’s still got stems
Metal_dweeb2134
Looks like a dull knife on a glass cutting board
dontgive_afuck
Ray Charles strikes again
Cheeseisextra
Meth does that to people. I work with one and we usually chiffonade the big basil leaves for pasta dishes. This chick likes to hack the fuck out of it like she is murdering parsley. Try to explain it to her that this isn’t going to cut it and I get “ITS JUST FUCKING BASIL FOR NOODLES WHO CARES??!!” Yeah. That’s meth.
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More like a chive coroner.
There’s a kitchen manager I’ve worked with that cut them like that. He’s uhhh… a prick.
What’s the difference between a police officer and a bullet? When a bullet kills someone else, you know it’s been fired
If this has not been said before… fuck you and fuck your chives. Fucking cut them bigger… noone ever fucking really wants chives cut in like 1mm rings. It wilts as soon as you put them on anything hot… just fick the fuck off
Look how they massacred my boy…
Looks like they were chopped with a credit card on a warped board.
can you please get your sous over here, NOW!!
I am a kp, would probably do a better job ngl, unless the person was a kp then 🤷♂️
I would just blend that in some buttermilk and mayo and then you have fancy ranch dressing
Chive had better.
Sharpen that knife homie
Where is Ratemychives when you need him
Closely followed by the label police
Good Lord it’s still got stems
Looks like a dull knife on a glass cutting board
Ray Charles strikes again
Meth does that to people. I work with one and we usually chiffonade the big basil leaves for pasta dishes. This chick likes to hack the fuck out of it like she is murdering parsley. Try to explain it to her that this isn’t going to cut it and I get “ITS JUST FUCKING BASIL FOR NOODLES WHO CARES??!!”
Yeah. That’s meth.
Me when I cut chives tbh
Did ray charles cut these?